Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand,"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the startbutton.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy".
Moral: "NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING"
Be sure there's a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one.
A few days ago, I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven hundred ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked "What is a seven hundred ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its bonnet up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
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